Horsing Around_成人笑話

Horsing Around

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Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. They're talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "You know what? I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench¹ under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Brian, surprised by the candor² of his friends, decides to come forth³ with his marital⁴ concerns: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends look at him, or course, with utter disbelief.

"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

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1 wrench
v.猛擰；掙脫；使扭傷；n.扳手；痛苦，難受
參考例句：
He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的時候扭傷了足踝。 It was a wrench to leave the old home.離開這個老家非常痛苦。

2 candor
n.坦白，率真
參考例句：
He covered a wide range of topics with unusual candor.他極其坦率地談了許多問題。 He and his wife had avoided candor,and they had drained their marriage.他們夫妻間不坦率，已使婚姻奄奄一息。

3 forth
adv.向前；向外，往外
參考例句：
The wind moved the trees gently back and forth.風吹得樹輕輕地來回搖晃。 He gave forth a series of works in rapid succession.他很快連續發表了一系列的作品。

4 marital
adj.婚姻的，夫妻的
參考例句：
Her son had no marital problems.她的兒子沒有婚姻問題。 I regret getting involved with my daughter's marital problems;all its done is to bring trouble about my ears.我后悔干涉我女兒的婚姻問題, 現在我所做的一切將給我帶來無窮的煩惱。

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